Well kids, I hope you enjoyed your 4th of July and didn’t set too many things on fire. If you did, I hope you exercised caution when doing so, as we all know when it comes to setting fires and using chain saws, things get out of hand quick. Here’s what I’ve got…
1. In the event you all overindulged in your 4th of July festivities, I hope you're hiding in the AC somewhere because it's gross outside. It's always a good time having a holiday and a day off from work on a Thursday to then get up and go to work on Friday, the one last day of the week getting in the way of rolling right into the weekend. Seems like a good idea in the moment to get a little crazy, throwing caution to the wind when we all have a day off from work at the end of the week, right? For those of you who didn't think ahead and are working today, good luck and Godspeed.
2. Not much new here in the world of doing the work of the people except that it’s summer. With summer comes a whole other level of crazy and not wearing any clothes. Here’s a fun fact…if it’s hot out and you’re out and about in a public park stripped naked, you will end up picked up and thrown in the clink. Get it together. Now that I think of it though, maybe these people have the right idea? The clink is air conditioned.
3. How do you all beat the heat? Here in the 02 we do so by driving around with the top of the jeep down, even in the rain. Because when it rains, it is Gibson’s best day ever.
Exhibit 1, Gibson living his best life with his protective eye gear.
4. In case you weren’t aware, Spectrum is still messing with Sue Miller. It’s not going to end well for them, but what do I know? I warned them, but no one listens to me.
5. Marshall – haven’t talked about him in a while because he’s been mad at me and I’ve been on his list. I spoke with him today and he told me he still wasn’t talking to me. This took approximately 27 minutes to tell me. Exhibit 2, and oldie but a goodie - when Marshall wasn't chronically annoyed with me.
6. Doherty, reduced to rubble. It’s like it was never there at all. Anyone looking for some memorabilia, go on their website. You can buy yourself a brick or an auditorium chair or a locker or whatever the hell else for the low cost of $200. Don’t everyone line up at once. I’m pretty sure there’s enough of this stuff to go around. Exhibit 3, this pile used to be Doherty.
7. If you’d like the whole experience of the rubble that is Doherty high school, there are underground, top secret, under the radar field trips being offered. Any time after midnight, head on over, climb the fence, and you can go through the rubble yourself and take home whatever you want. Go ahead and do that, then report back to us, let us know how it worked out for you. Word on the street is Joe Burns is going to buy all sorts of this stuff and set it up in his office. Exhibit 4, For $500 you can buy yourself a set of matching uncomfortable auditorium chairs.
8. Marshall called back. 7 minutes to tell me he’s still pissed and he's planning his escape so I should get a room ready, because he's moving in. No idea why he's so annoyed with me, but whatever I did, he’s not over it. According to him I need to visit him so he can yell at me in person. Awesome, I’ll get right up there.
Exhibit 5, cameo appearance by Porter
9. The work of the people sucks, there, I said it. It’s like spitting into the wind being a chronic shield in a rock fight. Rolling around in a rolling chair watering plants all day is looking better and better. I may be coming to a Home Depot or Lowe’s near you, stay tuned. Exhibit 6, me hiding in the dark in the executive conference room at ESW doing the paperwork of the people.
10. "Biden's nuts, the country's gone to shit." Marshall Margolis, 7-5-2024
And last but not least, check on your
people. It's hot, humid, and everyone has had it.
Have a great weekend!
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